Kako programeri love slona
1.Obican Programer
Hvata slona po sledecem algoritmu:
a) otici u Afriku,
b) poceti od Rta Dobre nade,
c) ici sa kraja na kraj kontinenta levo i desno, krecuci se postepeno
ka severu,
d) u svakom prolasku s kraja na kraj kontinenta:
- uhvatiti svaku zivotinju koja se prona|e,
- uporediti njene osobine sa osobinama nekog poznatog slona,
- zaustaviti se kada se detektuje podudaranje,
- inace nastaviti dalje.
2. Iskusni programer
Pre nego sto primeni gornji algoritam, postavi jednog slona u Kairo,
kako bi bio siguran da ce se algoritam sigurno zavrsiti.
3. C programer
Izvrsava gornji algoritam krecuci se na rukama i kolenima.

Pogledajte ovde kompjuterske šale

'I think there is a world market for maybe five computers'

• Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

'While a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 10000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers of the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 tons.'

• Popular mechanics, 1949

'I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year'

• Editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

'But what... is it good for?'

• Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems division of IBM, commenting on the microchip, 1968

'There is no reason why anyone would want a computer in the home'

• Ken Olson, Present, Chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977

'640K should be enough for anybody'

• Bill Gates, 1981

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